It came without tags!
It came without packages, boxes or bags!!!!
"Maybe christmas" he thought, "doesn't come from the store.
Maybe christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more."
That was just on tv, and my pastor AND my grandma-both of whom talk A LOT-decided to call at that time!!!!!! grrrrr!!!!!
Well, for those of you who missed it on tv, here it is:
Needless to say, this is the ORIGINAL cartoon one, the GOOD one, NOT the Jim Carrey one!
And now here are they lyrics to the grinch song :)
You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mister Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile!
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch,
The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, Stank, Stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!
I am feeling SO christmas-y right now :)
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