i see you shiver with antici.......pation.

So rocky horror didnt happen :( Long story short, our plans changed last minute and we ended up going to a halloween party instead. i dressed as a prostitue :) it was fun. and i did the time warp at the party, so there was a little rocky horror-ness involved... but tomorrow i have no school!!!!!!! and both my mom and sister do have school, so i was planning on just watching it on netflix while theyre out so i dont bother them (my mom hates that movie and the music with a burning passion, and my sister is abnormally squeamish during sex scenes... like moreso than any person whom has ever lived and ever will live, and ive heard that that movie is really sexual, so i thought id watch it when im home alone so i wont annoy anyone) but my sister is thinking of just skipping school tomorrow, and my mom might actually let her!!!!!!!!!!! (my mom was a younger sibling, so shes all for treating the younger one "fairly" (aka spoiling them) and will do stuff like let her stay home too if i have off school, but sadly will not let me do the same thing) well she'll just have to deal, because i was already gonna do this and im not changing my plans. The last two days have felt like one long day separated by a nap (im running on only 4 hours of sleep by the way... another long story involving lots of drama, some favoritism, and ends with me stealing my friends sweater then waiting outside her appartmet at 8 am without any shoes on for my mom to come pick me up an hour and a half earlier than we planned) and tomorrow is going to be a lazy day, spent in my pajamas watching movies and eating something other than pizza and candy. ive had enough excitement to last me for at least two weeks.
So in other news, nanowrimo starts in like an hour and fifteen minutes. I am really excited :) i have a feeling that november is going to be an excellent month. maybe its a hallucination from all the sugar ive eaten in the past two days/extremely long day separated by a nap, or excitement at finally seeing rocky horror after listeining to the music for like a week and a half straight, or an adrenalin rush from the fact that i totally left my friends house unsure whether we were fighting or not and taking my favorite sweater of hers with me while she was still asleep (well i told her mom to let her know that i left early and that i also borrowed her sweater, but im not really sure if she heard the part about the sweater... well whatever i left my freaking shoes at her house, so we can consider it a trade. plus im kinda pissed at her), or all of the above, but at the moment im feeling pretty optomistic about the month of november :)
song of the day today: wake me up before you go-go by Wham!
touch of irony :) (see above, the part about leaving my friends house)
okay and now im gonna go crashhhhhh!!!!!!!!! byes.

I'm just a sweet transvestite...

...from transexual Transylvania!!!! :D
I'M GOING TO SEE THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Amazing last-minute change of plans :) Me and my friend Chelsea were going to go to our friends halloween oarty, but our ride flaked out on us last-minute and we couldn't get a ride from anyone else :( But that's okay cuz I really didn't want to go anyway. And her mom is gonna be out of town for the night, so we have no supervision, and no one to yell at us for being out past curfew. And a theatre by my house is playing the rocky horror picture show at midnight, so we decided to go see that instead!!! and we're still gonna wear our costumes of course :) i really like my dress for my costume (me and her were gonna go to the party as Romy and Michelle from Romy and Michelle's high school reunion... we already bought the clothes, and it would be so bogus to just not wear them!!! My dress is blue and shiny :) ) I'm freaking excited!!!!!!! I ve never seen the movie, but i love the music, and ive been wanting to see it. so tonight i get to!!!!!
and i told my mm about it and she so doesnt care about us being out late. im sure chelsii's mom would flip... but shes not here to stop us, is she? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD
ok im gonna go now. byes.

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I finally did it!!!!!!!!! I made a flip book of a stick person doing the time warp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so cool :)
Post-its proved to be the best thing for flip books, in case you were wondering :) It is 62 pages long and its about eleven seconds long :) first it has the little stick dude adncing then it has letters spelling out "Let's do the time warp Again!" it took me a half hour total, including the time it took to trace over it all in marker because the pencil just wasn't cool looking enough :) and yes, I listened to music from the rocky horror picture show while I made it :)
I just felt like bragging :) I'm extremely happy with how it turned out :D

It's just a jump to the left...

...and a step to the riiiiight. Put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tiight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaaane...
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So after I finished my history final today, I tried to make a flip book of a stick person doing the time warp... I ALMOST have it down!!! It's almost PERFECT!!! It's SO CLOSE!!! I've watched that dang clip fromthe movie about a billion times today (what started out as something I was doing out of total boredom has become something I am totally obsessing about...) and I have the jump to the left and the step to the right, and the putting thehands on the hips is fine, and bringing the knees in tight was a bit difficult, but it's the pelvic thrust that I can't get down (it really is the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane!!!!!!) GRRRRRR!!!! I WILL GET IT PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So now that my rant is over, I really have nothing else to say :P I'm off to try different kinds of paper for my flip book. Byes!

I really really want to make a blanket fort...

...and just stay in it all day long.
I want to hibernate like a freaking bear. Know why?
because WINTERS HERE!!! XP
I hate winter!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is my least favorite season. I always freak out when i see the snow!!!! Every year in winter I swear this is the year that I'm gonna run away to miami, but i always decide that its too cold to leave the house, so i cant exactly run away :/ and my mom never believes me... but i totally would.
GAH!!!!! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS SNOW BY HALLOWEEN??????????????????????? why cant we just wait till december to get snow??? i like having snow at christmas, but halloween??? this totally ruins all halloween costume ideas that dont involve about fifty billion layers.
it is the week before halloween. I dont want to have to worry about walking to my bus stop without turning into an Ezracicle... I want to sit in a blanket fort and watch scary movies!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
If i suddenly quit posting things, just assume that i finally did it and im in miami. see you next spring.

I IS ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so there were all these books that I really want to read but they dont have them at the library, so i ask them to order them from other libraries, and they say theyll call me when they have them, right? they never freaking call me, so my hold on the books expires and i have to request them again. They apologize and say that they really will call me this time, and i think its cuz my phone was acting stupid. So i get a new phone, but i still never get a freaking call from the library so the next time i go there i find that my hold has expired AGAIN! so they tell me that they can let me know when my books are in by email since obviously theres something wrong with the whole phoning system and i request the books a third time. But now i get a call saying my books are in... but no email. WTF? Im about to burn walker library down!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

On the slightly brighter side, its almost NaNoWriMo. Which means I have a month to write a novel. I have an idea already, but i havent actually started it yet. me and Jude R. are possibly gonna pull an all-nighter some weekend to work on our novels... i will probably pull many more all-nighters or almost-all-nighters in an attempt to finish it by the end of the month. I'm super excited :)

Radio edits!!!!! XD

Lol!!! I love radio edits :) I was listening to pandora and the radio edit version of "almost" by bowling for soup (remember when that song was on the radio like every five minutes? I was like nine when that song was popular. Ahh, those were the days :) ) its SOO DORKY!!!
here's how the real version goes:
I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
Not exactly radio disney friendly, so heres how they edited it:
I almost got punked at school at 14
Where I almost got a hug from the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a girl who sews her own dresses.

I mean, really???? thats the best they could come up with??? I am going to make a list of worst radio edits ever... once i hear enough really terrible ones. The ones ive heard arent bad enough to put on a list except for these three:
-"semi-charmed life" by Third Eye Blind radio edit where all they do is cut out the bridge, and none of the references to drugs or sex!! I mean, really, whats the point???
-"Almost" by bowling for soup radio disney edit (because all the other stations were like "f*** it im playing the real version") this was just like watching the TV edit of "Clueless" where they change all the swear words to other words. only seen it once, and when murray told dionne "I swear *blank spot where he should have said "to god"* woman, you can't drive for show!(where he should have just said shit)" I died a little inside because it was so lame.
-"Dont trust me" by 3oh!3 that they played on KDWB where they didnt even try to edit the words or bleep them out, they just cut that part out so there were all these blank spots in the song!!!!!! they did it to my favorite line:
"and tell you boyfriend, if he says hes got beef, that im a vegetarian and i ain't ________ scared of him"
WTF?????????? id have rather have them not play it at all than do that!!!!
they do the same thing in the so-called "clean" version of "my own worst enemy" by Lit, but thats like only two times in the whole song!!! for "dont trust me" they do it during the chorus:
"dont trust a ___
never trust a ___
dont trust a ___
dont trust me"
One time is understandable. but if its every time the chorus plays???? not cool!!!

There is one thing radio edits are good for: theyre fun to make fun of :)
I dont really get the point in shielding kids from swear words. I mean, when theyre like really little i get it -i dont swear in front of my friends 3 year old sister- but when they get older i dont see the point. my friend has a cousin who is thirteen years old, and if any of us swear in front of her, she tells her mom and then her mom b!tches us out. So obviously we try not to, and we never swear at her, but if she overhears us having a conversation and then tells her mom if we swear during it, thats reallllllllllyyyyyy obnoxious. plus, theyre gonna hear that stuff at school and stuff, so you cant keep them from hearing swear words forever.

In other news....
I wrote two more mitosis love sonnets. Theyre even lamer than the first one... and i have to read them to the class *groan* I will post them later when i feel like typing them :)

Song of the day: I hope you die by the bloodhound gang.

Anyone know any good "I hate you" songs?

I made a cartoon!

Okay so if you know me, like, at all, then you know that I really like to draw. Well I was zoning out in class the other day and I came up with a cartoon character thats square and has antennas and stuff like that. I named him Prince cuz I was listening to prince when I created him, and also because that day my friend with the big fluffy hair straightened his big fluffy hair and he looked like a disney prince in my opinion (in other words, he looked HOT). So I'm currently working on a drawing about him, but in the meantime I did this one on the computer. Enjoy :)

Inconvenient timing alert -.-

So it's morning, I have like 45 minutes before I have to leave, so for some reason I decide that now is a good time to sync my ipod with the music on my computer, because I have a ton of stuff that I wanted to put on there. I have 834 songs that weren't already on there :P I'm sure I'll only listen to about half of these, but because sorting through them all and only adding the ones I really want seemed like too much work, I decided to just add all of them. Its taking FOREVER!!!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid idea.
So, because I have like 15 more minutes until its done, I decided to write a blog post.
I showed my biology teacher my lame-o sonnet. She said it was cute :) Now I have to write 3 more :P
We were doing a project in groups in history, and this kid named Jorje (pronounced like "whore-hey") decided to not show up, so I got stuck doing his work along with mine, plus a bunch of extra stuff that I volunteered to do. The only reason that I actually did all of it instead of just ripping it up and cramming it down the garbage disposal is because my friend Tommy gave me a hug when I volunteered to do 4 times as much stuff as I was originally going to do. It's really really hard to say no to Tommy :) And he said he was sorry that I had to do all this other stuff, so I'm totally not pissed at him.
But Jorje... watch out.
I did a scene in acting yesterday. I SUCKED. I was memorized, but I was also nervous so of course I forgot my lines... I had my script in my pocket and I kept having to look at it!!! ugh. I wanna smack myself in the face right now. Thankfully, I have a chance to re-do it today... and I practiced for like two hours last night so I know I'll do better.
Okay my computers dying. byes!

Cartoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I woke up this morning wishing that I was a cartoon character.
Well, I always wish I was a cartoon character. But today I do more than I normally do.
List of best cartoons ever created! (shortened A LOT)
-The powerpuff girls!
-Spongebob!
-Hey Arnold!
-Blues clues!
-Scooby-doo!
-The Jetsons!
-The Flintstones!
-Doug!
-The Wild Tornberries!
-Rugrats!!!

I thought I'd try to narrow it down to ten...
So I asked my mom what cartoon character I looked like, and she says I look like the yellow talking M&M from the M&M commercials!!!! That is so not a compliment!!!! Ahh!!!
Also, lately I've been comparing all my friends to cartoon characters... I'm not sure why... but I automatically am like "OMG!!!! they look just like ________!!!"
List of cartoon characters that my friends look like!
-Little cindy loo Who from "How the grinch stole christmas" (this is acutally my little sister. My mom and I decided that she looked like her when she was no more than two.)
-That cute little asparagus from "veggie tales"
-Cookie monster
-Buttercup from "the powerpuff girls"
-Blossom from "the powerpuff girls"
I so wish I looked like a character from the powerpuff girls!!
Anyways I have to get ready for school now :P Just thought I'd waste your time with this post before I left :) byes!!

Mitosis love sonnet

Yes, you read that correctly. I wrote a love sonnet. About mitosis.
It's for biology class, but I still feel like a total nerd for writing a freaking love sonnet about mitosis. Also, it's super cheesy.
But I'm posting it on here anyway.

Mitosis love sonnet
Our love is like mitosis of a cell.
We started out crazy like chromatin.
Then we met, and we got along so well.
We connected like a pair of chromatids.
We bonded like a cell in metaphase.
Then, I'm not sure how, something interfered.
Then we appeared to go through anaphase,
and, like spindle fibers, our spark disappeared.
So you ditched me to be with a centrosome,
but I don't care, 'cause I did the same thing.
You've changed into a different chromasome
Than I thought you were in the beginning.
Now I am a part of a new cell,
And I hope you, too, are doing well.

Believe it or not, that took me like an hour and a half. Writing sonnets is HARD!
And I have to write three more within the next two weeks :/ That was ust the first one. My rough draft is due Monday, which consists of one completed cell sonnet and outlines for the other three. I should have just re-written another Billy Joel song.
Too late to change my mind now :P
I seriously have a newfound respect for Shakespeare. The freak wrote 154 sonnets! I've only written two in my whole life-one about waffles which is too lame to post here, and then this one^-and I'm already like "NO MORE SONNETS!!!!" I don't want to write three more, much less 152 more! God, I would have lost my effing mind if I was him XP
Okay I'm done whining.
Anyways I have nothing else to say :P Byes!

So wear me like a locket around your throat...

So I eventually got un-tangled from all the hemp :) Now I have a new necklace :D I'm actually super happy with how it turned out...
So... ummm... what to write, what to write...
So I'm reading the Scott Pilgrim comics now :D It just so happens that this guy I sit next to in Forensic Science has ALL SIX OF THEM so he's been letting me read his so I dont have to buy them :D I just finished the 5th one today :)
Oh!! I just thought of something... one of my friends is going through a breakup and hes like super bummed about it (he's kind of a chick when it comes to these things...) so I recommended a bunch of breakup songs for him that have upbeat/happy music but lyrics about breakups... So if anyone (a.k.a. Jude cuz im pretty sure shes the only one who reads my blog XD) has any ideas for songs like that, tell me, k? k. :)
ok I'm going to sleeeppp. G'nite!