a few things....

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE LIFE OF EZRA RECENTLY:

-I am so so so SO glad that facebook doesnt tell you who looks at your profile or how many times, and that none of the apps that say they do work.

-My cat died :( RIP Binky, whom i had since I was 6. Hope you feel better now, and that you have a lot of catnip and mice to chase.

-Geometry suckssss!!!!! Math nerds cannot be easily persuaded to do your geometr homework for you, even if you offer to do their English homework AND let them play Portal 2 on your PS3.

-Anyone can freestyle rap if they put their mind to it.

-Trying to do a pointillism drawing can have some weird effects, such as catching yourself tapping your fingers as if you were drawing little tiny dots, even when you don't have a pen in your hand. Also, it takes FOREVER. But I love the way it looks!!!!! :)

-If you drink two cups of coffee, which is an appetite supresor, you WILL stay full until lunch time. However, around that same time a combination of low blood sugar, caffiene withdrawl and teen angst will most likely put you in a super-crabby mood.

-My school finally got its first ever sports team!!!! What sport, you ask? QUIDDITCH!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY SCHOOL!!!!!! :D

-I must go to bed :P. I will probably dream of a lot of little tiny dots, thanks to my pointillism drawing. So. Many. Dots.

RANT RANT RANTY RANT RANT!!!!!!!

Ok, so those of you with houses with fancy non-coin-operated laundry machines IN YOUR HOUSE: I envy you, and here's why:

So, last night I started a couple of loads of laundry, something I rarely do because doing laundry is a HUGE pain in the ass at my apartment because I live on the second floor and the laundry room is in the basement, so I have to take my quarters and my laundry and stuff down three lights of stairs. often to find that both machines are already in use (we really should have more than two machines...). But I did some last night, and I stayed up about an hour later than I normally do in order to do it.

So today as soon as I get home, I go downstairs to put the last load of laundry in the dryer.

Now here's the part where I get angry, because I go down there to find that someone had taken my WET CLOTHES and dumped them on the table that is there for people to fold and stuff. The table that's all covered in dust and dirt and dead skin cells and bodily fluids and stuff!!!!!!!!! My WET CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would be one thing if they were dry, but they weren't, they were WET!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

To make matters worse, THE WASHING MACHINES WERE EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WAS USING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *MAD FACE*

So that is why I envy people with their own washing machines.... plus the fact that you don't have to pay $1 for every load of laundry you decide to do.

In other news, I decided one thing I want for my birthday: a flesh-eating virus.

Yes, that is a plush flesh-eating virus, and I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

Okay, my laundry is probably done drying now.... hopefully no ones thrown it on the floor... :P

Home sick from school... what else is there to do but watch old movies/tv shows and marvel at how attractive the male leads were back then?

Yep. So thats pretty much my day.

First I watched "the muppets take manhattan", and then i took a nap, and then was woken up by my grandmother calling to ask if i was feeling better (which went something like "oh, sorry, did I wake you up? oh well, since you're awake, let me talk and talk and talk to ensure that you don't fall back asleep. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....."), then my mother, who doesn't seem to believe that I actually don't feel well (even though I hadn't gotten out of bed all day) dragged me to the grocery store.

After I recovered from that painful experience, I started watching "Freaks and Geeks". My friend with the hair first recommended it to me, but I never got around to watching it until the last day of English class last quarter, when my English teacher decided to let us watch "freaks and geeks" for the time we would have taken a final test (we had to write a paper for our final, which we did at home, leaving us two hours to do other stuff). It was actually quite good :) (obviously, since I'm watching it).

So here are The Three Most Attractive Male Leads From Old Movies/TV Shows (That I Know Of) With Pictures!:

-James Franco (Daniel, Freaks and Geeks):

-Christian Slater (J.D., Heathers):

Last but definitely not least...

-Jared Leto (Jordan Catalano, My so-called life):

:)

sock puppet :)

there she is :)

she has a top hat too :)

and here she is without the hat:

her name is beatrice

duct tape top hat (pink and green)

Ok, so last night me and Jude Rosenberg (here's her blog, btw: http://judesenglish10.blogspot.com/) started making duct tape shoes, but then I had to go home. At home, I continued making duct tape shoes and I got one done, but then my moms friend Nikki (who is living at our house this weekend because her boyfriends a DICK!), hallenged me to make her a duct tape top hat. I ha o accept, of course! So I made her a pink and green duct tape top hat, and really wanted a picture of myself wearing it before I gave it to her. so here it is :)

(that's my mom being weird in the background)

that pink streak in my hair is 110% FAKE! so fake that i can only wear it whilst wearing a hat ^.^

and here are a few pictures of me and my duct tape shoe:

oh the joys of duct tape :)

and i started making a sock monkey for my friend Zoe (who needs cheering up) and judes dog tole the sock that I was monkey-ifyinf and ripped it up!! it was a cute pair of socks too, and they cost me $9!!!!

here's the other sock, which i am considering turning into a sock puppet:

Kermit the frog, greatest puppet/muppet ever, was once an abandoned article of clothing too! (The creators mother had thrown out like a green trench coat and he attached two ping pong balls for the eyes. Side note: Kermit the frog is known in Spain as "Gustavo". XD)

Ok, well, off to finish my other duct tape shoe/make a sock puppet. maybe I can decorate the sock puppet with duct tape!!!! byes!

...SO WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION ANYWAY? :D :D :D JOAN JETT!!!!!!

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I TURN 16 IN 16 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhh!!!! Nightmare!!!!!!

Ok so I know it's 4 am but here's the nightmare I just had:

it's the last day of finals for the year. I'm taking my last final of the year-Spanish. It also happens to be "national biology day" so me and some fellow biology haters are going to burn our biology textbooks later that day. But first I have to finish my Spanish final.

So I'm sitting at the desk, staring at the paper, and I have no clue what to do. It's not like it's hard-it was the easiest final ever. It went something like this: write ten sentences in Spanish about whatever you want, conjugate 15 verbs which you can also decide which to do, and read this story and answer 5 questions. Basically a shortened vrsion of our usual tests, except for how we dealt with verbs which normally consists of us going through a story, writing down the verbs and saying what tense they're in. (but in real life it's not just past present and future tense, we have past subjunctive, future perfect, preterate, imperfect, etc.)

anyway, I'm staring at this paper, and I can't think of anything. At all. No Spanish words are coming to mind.

So then a friend of mine and her bf walk into the Spanish room, arguing really loudly. So of course I can't concentrate and decide to listen in on their conversation instead. So the guy dumps her right there in the Spanish room, and she sits down next to me and starts crying. Really. Loudly. But she's my friend and I feel bad for her, so I say "wait here with me while I finish my final, and you can sleep over at my house. We can eat ice cream and watch movies and all that girly stuff. After I finish my final.". So she agrees and waits there next to me.

By now i'm the last person talking the final. Everyone has gone home besides me and my friend. I look at the giant, ominously ticking clock on the wall, and it says 6:30 pm! So I'm like "I have to finish this final!!!". So I finish writing the five sentences-which takes like an hour- and I've moved on to the verbs. I can't think of the infinitive forms of any verbs!!!! So I'm freakibg out, when my Spanish teacher puts down the biology textbook shes reading, walks over to me and says "Ezra it is 7:30 and I want to go home. If you're not done by 8, I'm taking whatever you have done and going home." and walks out.
So now I'm like "I HAVE TO FINISH THIS FINAL!!!!". And I'm freaking out over these verbs and wondering how on earth I'll finish those AND the story, when my friend gets out her cell phone and starts talking into it REALLY LOUDLY. So I can't concentrate at all! I stare at the paper forever, but I still have no clue what ANY infinitive verbs are, and I look up at the clock at exactly 7:59....

And I wake up.

The weirdest thing was when I woke up, I was holding a Bruce Springsteen cd, which is weird because I hate Bruce springsteen and so does my mom, and there's no way any of us would own one of his CDs.

So this was a weird night so far. Though I suppose I should have been expecting finals-related nightmares since I didn't have any when it actually was finals week. Huh.

School starts tomorrow! Unscripted II!!! Woohoo!!!!!!

breaks almost over!!! woohoo!!!

Yep, im bored with spring break still. though i did get to watch sesame street for the first time in years during this break....

So yesterday I got my hair and nails done. Weird, right? not really-my aunt is a manicurist and my grandma is a hairdresser and they like to force me into their salon XP

Though yesterday I was actually happy with the results!!! I got highlights and fake nails (cause i bite the real ones :P) and thi funky nail polish that shatters and creates a really nifty pattern. here's a picture...

So that was weird. I didnt care to show my face in this picture, but you can see part of my highlighted hair in it. (my hair used to be dark blonde).

So thats all i have today. i cant wait for school to start again. my friend with the hair comes back into town tomorrow, which also means back within texting range, which excites me!

im gonna go watch sesame street now. bye.