WTF MOM? Quote of the day.

So today when I came home from the wonderful Jude Rosenberg's house, I decided to try and make an omlette again. Of course, I failed miserably (I am especially bad at the folding part, and at best they taste ok. Normally I'm good at cooking. But I threw it away and ate a free bagel instead, so it's all good). I said something like "*sigh...* maybe I should try mKing a frittata instead" (which is like am omlette but not folded). And my mom SPAZZED. She said "no you will NOT be mKing any frittatas!). I was like "...do you even know what a frittata IS?". And she said "well no... But it doesn't sound like the kind of thing you should be doing!". :P. Whatever, I used free-range eggs and everything.

While I'm here, who's good at making omlettes? I just can't get them right! Today's was especially bad. The ingredients were fine-cheese and mushrooms-but I couldn't even finish it! The egg wasn't cooked all the way in the middle and the outside was a little burnt and even though I put the tiniest amount of cheese imaginable in it, it seemed like way too much cheese. And I only used two eggs, but I had a really hard time folding it. Last time I figured it was bad because I didn't put milk in the eggs (cuz I didn't have any) but this time I DID use milk (because the Internet told me they taste better that way) and it was even worse!!!

THINGS THAT I CAN COOK, AND COOK REALLY WELL:
-all things involving pasta
-soup
-rice in many forms (including risotto, and it's hard to make good risotto!)
-any kind of sandwich
-chocolate chip cookies
-COFFEE! (not cooking, but still)
-garlic bread
-ravioli
-the best spaghetti sauce ever
-pizza bagels
-tortilla pizzas (think a quesadilla and a pizza combined. Learned it at camp)
-English muffins for breakfast (with all sorts of exciting things on them)
-hash browns (with or without cheese)
-baked potatoes
-mashed potatoes
-homemade hummus
-homemade tortillas
...the list goes on!

THINGS I HAVE NEVER SUCCESSFULLY MADE:
-omlettes

WHAT IS THE SECRET?????

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In other news, dr horrible is AMAZING, I got stuck in an elevator yesterday, I also received free bagels yesterday, urban bean coffee SUCKS, hipster clams, songifying app....

PLANET OF THE DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm off to finish my free bagel. Peace!